one-handed-bandit

When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.

"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."

by Allison J December 8, 2004

twitter handle

A retarded way of saying 'twitter username'.

"What's your twitter handle?"
"...If you mean my username, it's ___."

by mountaingirl April 23, 2014

hande yener

The famous electronica-pop singer in Turkey.She is famous for the radical change in her music style.an evolution from unbearable ordinary pop to house music in international standarts.

Hande Yener really improved her musical approach.
Hande Yener reminds me of the first works of Goldfrapp.

by Gaspar Noe September 10, 2007

goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004

left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.

That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!

by Sumo December 14, 2006

Wham Handle

Getting A Wham Chew Bar & Rapping It Around Your Manly Parts Letting Part of The Bar Remain Unwrapped Usually To Masturbate With.

Man 1:Getting Some Wham Bars From Sids.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1:Gonna Wham Handle Myself When I Get Home.

by Wham1992 January 16, 2009

Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.

"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"

by bruno6 July 10, 2009