handbrakey

When the driver of a car pulls the handbrake and allows the back of the vehicle to slide in a side ways motion, thus rotating the car in a circular motion

Jim was hooning in the car park when he pulled a handbrakey and spun the car around

by ttcroc1 July 27, 2016

Handy J. Blige

1) receiving or rendering a drama-free, no strings attached handjob. (includes no hateration, nor holleration)

I was in the back of the dancerie getting a Handy J. Blige while "Real Love" played in the background, and security wasn't even tripping

by GoJudo May 15, 2016

HANDSY

When someone can not keep their hands to themselves. Even when they know they should.

Hawk, quit being so Handsy! This is a strip club kid, not your own personal grab-ass workshop!

by RememberSammyJankis May 4, 2018

Handy Dandy Job

When you give an over the top hand job to some guy but you go so hard that the foreskin is ripped clean off.

I gave a handy dandy job to my boyfriend.

by catrapeman May 19, 2019

handy wang

A sex position where a fat asian man comes and tugs your dick then it bleeds.

dude 1:bro i just got the best handy wang last night
dude 2:fr the handy wang is best sex position

by chimpmunks69ning420 November 27, 2020

Handy Cramp

A cramp in your hand while giving yourself or others a handy

Babe let go of my dick. I cant I have a handy cramp.

by Handy Cramp January 25, 2022

waffle handy

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.

Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!

by erection-infection March 7, 2014