Fuzzy Goggles

A ritual usually performed when someone passes out due to excessive drinking the presence of others. A man sneaks up behind the victim, and squats over them, placing his testicles in the sleeping victims eyes, while another person takes a photograph. The photograph is then revealed at a later date, usually to the victim's girlfriend or parents.

Tom fell asleep first, so Ray snuck up behind him and gave him a pair of fuzzy goggles.

by mike February 17, 2005

Crusty Goggles

When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.

When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.

by Panfro May 16, 2007

sticky goggles

(n.) ejaculating over the cornea and retina of one's (female's) eye. leaves a pink eye type crust

1. "Yo, I gave that bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles..."
"Oh, shit! My Eyes!"

2. "Yo, yo, check it. I gave that one cum dumpster of a bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles!" (Insert load on eyes)
"Oh, shit! My eyes!"

by Pinky's January 3, 2008

fish goggles

Placing your balls on someone else's eye sockets.

Hey Tommy, remember when you slapped the fish goggles on Larry? That was hilarious!!

by Gabe A June 23, 2008

Hate Goggles

The way you see someone through your eyes and usually hate them and find all thier flaws, Usually after a difficult break-up

Girl 1 "I hate the way Tom looks and I hate his hair, and his face."

Girl 2 "Girl you got your hate goggles on"

by Richard 33 January 7, 2009

arabian eye goggles

when you tuck youre dick and balls between your legs and a bitch sucks your dick from behind. This way your nuts hit her in the eyes and your asshole leaves a brown dot on her forhead.

baby get me a beer or your putting the arabian eye goggles on

by russbone February 2, 2005

japanese rain goggles

When a mans balls cover a womans eyes as she gives him oral

Dylan gave Melly Japanese Rain goggles last night

by crazdlady November 25, 2010