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Gear Grinder

A redneck who's greatest aspiration in life is to dig to china by doing a burnout in his yard. Gear grinders can often be found drinking Red Bull, slamming beers, and listening to David Allen Coe. Gear grinders worship engine noise and often have so much horsepower they leave half their tires on the road. Gear grinders love trucks, big tires, and unnecessarily high suspension. A gear grinder is at home in the mud but will cause as much trouble on the road as they will off it.

A truck driver that wins the lottery will inevitably quit his job to become a full time gear grinder.

Gear grinders speak an unintelligible mix of drunk redneck and gibberish.

Gear grinders are often found in the Deep South especially Texas, Alabama, and North Carolina. Gear grinders rarely venture north where they will be criticized for flying confederate flags but they have been spotted as far north as the farming areas of Maryland.
*At the local gas station
Gear Grinder - "grab me up packa smokes a cuppla buds and some shells for ma 12 gauge"
Gas station employee - "Can I see your ID?"
Gear Grinder - "I musta left da-gon thang in ma truck"
Gas station employee - "that'll be $22.50"
by Porsche_911s November 2, 2020
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Gearóid

Gearóid is a lover of the mma fighter, Conor McGregor. He loves women and will lose his absolute shit if you imply he likes men. Gearóid is anti-abortion and anti-LGBTQ+ community. His favourite song is "Born in the usa" by Bruce Springsteen. Surprisingly he adores the jewish community, but still feels like Hitler was on the right track.
Donald: God i hate the gays
Biden: You`re such a Gearóid
by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 28, 2020
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Gear adrift is a gift

When someone leaves their shit out and shortly thereafter it magically becomes your shit.
Jimmy: Damn, Hayden! Niko left his new cover on the bench!
Hayden: You know what they say Jimmy, gear adrift is a gift!
by JoeShitTheRagMan69 February 17, 2021
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gearless joe

The equivalent of Rocky Balboa in anime form. He is from an anime named megalobox
gearless joe is sooo cool!
by TTVDripTurtle21 March 19, 2021
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Geracke

Ger-ahck Obama
Barack Obama is secretly Geracke.
by SquidwardsClarinet_ March 20, 2021
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Gera

A South African slang word for "slak" or "snail"
Person 1: Dont be such a gera.
by Camzyo June 10, 2021
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Gear Fear

When you have a large sum of gold, particularly in D & D, but are still scared of losing gear.

Players with gear fear may spend a majority of their time scamming other players and "flipping" in the trade channels rather than playing the game.
I have 65k gold, but won't play ranked "high-roller" mode. Would rather kill noobs in normal mode, so my gear will stay safe! Don't you know I have a severe case of gear fear...
by Ilove11 October 8, 2023
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