Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.

"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"

by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013

back door gardening

To shave your ass hair

I've got a big date tonight. I need to do a bit of back door gardening.

by Darkened Joker April 17, 2017

Barcelona Olive Garden

When you stick olives all over your partner's body and then stick a pimiento up their butt.

Babe, can we please do the Barcelona Olive Garden tonight? It's my birthday.

by Mark Question December 2, 2018

Get into the Seville garden

Chill with a dutch women for an evening

I'll get into the Seville garden

by Hfiwjdhizhwhagsb March 18, 2022

Plant the bluegills in the garden

Verb. Hide or conceal evidence or contraband somewhere.

The PoPo comin at us! Plant the bluegills in the garden then let's lay low for a while!

by Terry Bad Ice March 30, 2017

gared

A fag also known as goriya

Stop being such a Gared

by meeeeeeeeeee111 June 17, 2008

Garden State

It's Zach BRAFF, not Bradford. If you're going to give a definition, at least know the name. I mean, he wrote, directed and starred in the damn thing.

"Like, oh my god, I totally like Zach Bradford.. you know, the guy from Garden State!"
"Zach Bradford.. you mean, Zach Braff? Yeah.. you should probably think twice before you go and say something about him without knowing his name..."

by jezebel January 25, 2005