golfcart

The fucking sweetest way to get around town.

"Look at that guy's total golfcart!"

by tisasecretttt June 24, 2008

Adventure Golfing

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.

George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.

by Adventure Golfer March 9, 2009

the golfer

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

by Reuben D. February 15, 2008

Golfers Ass

Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece

Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!

by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006

Golfran

Egotistical small dicked bastard, born and bred in rural mexico. Inept at pleasing a woman due to lack of penis size.

did you have sex with him?
no he was a fucken Golfran

by killjoy009 January 10, 2011

Golfclap

Golfclap, is the clapping you hear in golfing tournaments. Generally people clap because of courtesy, and tradition, so it lacks any real feeling of excitement.

"You clap half-heartedly, clearly unimpressed."
"Ted talked about his achievements with ladies last night.. Golfclap."

by Redsnapp February 14, 2009

Sunnyvale Golfland (SVGL)

An arcade located in Sunnyvale. It is well known for having the most recent Bemani games and a Beatmania IIDX machine.

All day long, at SVGL, lines were never more than 5 people long at a time.

by dj gs68 May 12, 2003