"Hey, Alec, didn't someone create a definition on Urban Dictionary for an offensive word and then commit fraud by claiming they were you when they posted it?"
"Yeah! Now when you search for my name on Google, "dirty lincoln" is the third result you get back! Boy, I hope a potential employer doesn't google me and find THAT."
"Yeah, that'd be pretty bad. Hey! I know! You should get a hold of Urban Dictionary and ask them to take it down!"
"Oh, I've tried three or four times. Through a couple different methods! Maybe if I post a NEW definition, they'll proofread it on its way through, read this, and remove my name from the fraudulent definition, like I've asked them to!"
"Maybe, I hope the get the gosh darn hint, friend"
"Yeah! Now when you search for my name on Google, "dirty lincoln" is the third result you get back! Boy, I hope a potential employer doesn't google me and find THAT."
"Yeah, that'd be pretty bad. Hey! I know! You should get a hold of Urban Dictionary and ask them to take it down!"
"Oh, I've tried three or four times. Through a couple different methods! Maybe if I post a NEW definition, they'll proofread it on its way through, read this, and remove my name from the fraudulent definition, like I've asked them to!"
"Maybe, I hope the get the gosh darn hint, friend"
by Alec Denson September 23, 2007
Get the fraud mug.Lenny Dykstra pretending to have made 140 winning trades in a row, while in the middle of a bankruptcy proceeding.
by BenStein February 8, 2010
Get the fraud mug.Related Words
Fraud is a term used to define the doing of an illegal act! Usually Armenians fall under this category since they are usually the ones that do this sort of thing!
by Porsche Carrera September 30, 2006
Get the Fraud mug.Typically a capitalist in older cultures and societies, or practically, in most countries in the world except a few that are genuinely democratic and with good enough and fair enough social systems for everybody - even the ordinary. The capitalist has socioeconomic advantages that are insurmountable for the under classes to compete against or to rise up to; thus, a continuation of the medieval political system known as the feudalism is carried through in the new form as the modern socioeconomic feudal system, and to continue to protect the old wealth and power of the new type of all powerful lords in the capitalist form.
Dude1: “dude, how the heck.. this kid just got the PhD from.. South Hammn I.T... and he is running the bank starting tomorrow?!..”
Dude2: “He is the feudal-capitalist clan dude! Better watch it bro.”
---
Dude1: “dude, the government program booklet said if you got a good idea, you proved it, and the banks will have to loan money if you want to do business with it under the program … it’s just not true..!”
Dude2: “dude … that business is probably one of those for-feudal-capitalist-only thing dude ... they have the banks, they make the rules, they even have your world around you in their pockets; what you gonna do?..”
Dude1: “how ‘bout shove a communist revolution up their ass dude!?”
Dude2: “ … dude.. where u gonna get the AK & RPGs dude? … the Korean commies probably don’t even give those out for free anymore dude.. besides, the feudal-capitalist probably run the whole distribution channel at this joint anyway dude..”
Dude1 ...
Next day..
Dude1: “dude.. got the new government program booklet today.. guess what, from now, you’ll need an already running business that already have revenue and you’ll need to own some properties and you’ll need about ten backers before your damn loan can be considered by the feudal-capitalist..”
Dude2 ...
Dude2: “He is the feudal-capitalist clan dude! Better watch it bro.”
---
Dude1: “dude, the government program booklet said if you got a good idea, you proved it, and the banks will have to loan money if you want to do business with it under the program … it’s just not true..!”
Dude2: “dude … that business is probably one of those for-feudal-capitalist-only thing dude ... they have the banks, they make the rules, they even have your world around you in their pockets; what you gonna do?..”
Dude1: “how ‘bout shove a communist revolution up their ass dude!?”
Dude2: “ … dude.. where u gonna get the AK & RPGs dude? … the Korean commies probably don’t even give those out for free anymore dude.. besides, the feudal-capitalist probably run the whole distribution channel at this joint anyway dude..”
Dude1 ...
Next day..
Dude1: “dude.. got the new government program booklet today.. guess what, from now, you’ll need an already running business that already have revenue and you’ll need to own some properties and you’ll need about ten backers before your damn loan can be considered by the feudal-capitalist..”
Dude2 ...
by sonobasta February 13, 2010
Get the feudal-capitalist mug.by August0405 November 21, 2020
Get the Voter Fraud mug.A person who sees the world as only "black and white", with no gray areas. This person sees everything in terms of Yes/No, Right/Wrong, On/Off.... Black/White.
Sometimes associated with a Police Officer personality... Specifically, a Virginia State Trooper Mentality.
Sometimes associated with a Police Officer personality... Specifically, a Virginia State Trooper Mentality.
by pegva July 25, 2007
Get the Black & White Fred mug.by Ospin December 14, 2010
Get the Freudian dyslexia mug.