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Float

To vibe and to chill. Also float is used to describe a level of high or drunkenness.
I just shot gunned a beer and took 8 shots, I'm all float.

Yeah all my boys that I hang with are all pretty float.
by kalebgaime September 19, 2017
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Cuck Beer Float

After the cuck's partner gets creampied by the bull (a third more dominant partner in a relationship who typically has sex with the hotwife) the partner proceeds to drool the cum over a cup of root beer for the cuck to drink.

This is an expression of dominance and humiliation over the cuckold.
Ex1. After my wife fucked her bull, she made me drink a Cuck Beer Float.

Ex2.
Bull- "Hey pathetic cuck, we made you your favorite dessert. Cuck Beer Float."

Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"
by John_Rus January 10, 2021
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Rootbeer Float

You finish in a man or womans behind hole. Then you take a straw and suck out the love nectar, and then baby bird it into his or her mouth. Make sure there is some sphincter remnants left on the straw as well for the rootbeer effect.
My girlfriend said she was tired of double fisting, so i told her about Rootbeer float. We tried it. She said she enjoyed the smell of the fellatio that came to be. After words, i explained to her that the Rootbeer float is when You finish in a man or womans behind hole. Then you take a straw and suck out the love nectar, and then baby bird it into his or her mouth. Make sure there is some sphincter remnants left on the straw as well for the rootbeer effect i wanna give her. She is now a he.
by Juan Cena and Chilli Dog February 6, 2025
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Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.
Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.
by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022
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floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .
Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Buckham Float

A type of sweet confectionery from the deep depths of sunderland or mowbray depending on the day. It consists of a tall glass of the finest Hayden Buckham urine and a nice “Log” from Nathan Buckham to top it off, Resembling an ice cream float.
i just scranned a buckham float”
“order me a double”
by MIKE OXLONGGGGGG May 7, 2023
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Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
by George Cremaster January 27, 2025
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