Flaming Vine

A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.

And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.

by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008

Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009

flaming whore

a really hot sexy whore that deserves to cry

mark: dude that girl just blew me, then bit

derek: wow what a flaming whore

by wowbabe June 6, 2010

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Flaming Blumpkin

A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.

Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.

by iron_city_ap December 25, 2010

flaming seahorse

a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.

person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?

person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse

person 1: damn...

by b_gambino September 9, 2011

Flaming American

A shot of Bacardi 151 lit on fire and dropped into a cup of Budweiser. Created by rapper Budo. Tested by BIG CHOCOLATE and Grieves. Tastes like burnt hair.

Grieves: "You just gotta pony up and drink that Flaming American".

by ChocolateWasted September 9, 2011