Farmington

A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)

Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.

Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!

by Bryant September 12, 2003

fating

A friendship in the hopes of a possible relationship. Or the fate of a possible sexual or romantic play mate.

I think he's definitely fating material.

by Daphney April 6, 2009

farthing candle

Farthing candle would be dimness.

Dimness is low mental acuity. Jason's ability to grasp the

gravity of his situation was more like the farthing candle
than the lazer beam.

by Janey Houser September 12, 2009

Fasting

Resstraining from eating food for periods from 16 hours to several weeks, usually by middle class people who need a challenge and want to better themselves, often touting studies that show it reduces your risk of heart disease and diabetes in order to justify the self-flagellation involved.

I like to do some fasting between my morning yoga class and afternoon transcendental meditation

by vincerhodes February 3, 2021

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting

You suck cock or don’t like vagina at all

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting for cock

by I don’t like vagina May 4, 2018

farmingdale

Farmingdale aka Fdale home of the Dalers, no one actually knows what a daler is. i will tell you. Daler (noun)member of the farmingdale community that gets their asses handed to them in every sport against their long time rivals the Massapequa Chiefs. The guys are all dirty and the ones that arent balck think they are and the girls are hoeish trash. and their kickline, reminds me of when mars attacks. In conclusion Farmingdale home of the dirty dalers is a place people choose to settle bc they can not afford the home in the highish priced town on long island.

-How was Hofstra Farmingdale?
-We dont know we got our asses handed to us by the Chiefs

by ChiefPride April 13, 2006

Farthing Wood

"The Animals Of Farthing Wood"
An animated BBC television series of the early to mid 90's which follows a band of animals as they make the long and dangerous journey from their doomed woodland home, Farthing Wood, to the safety of White Deer Park, a nature sanctuary where they run into more problems with the local residents.

Appealing to young and young-at-heart, this epic tale will drag the Watership Down fans out of the woodwork. A good watch

Recommended for anybody with taste in an animated series

by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003