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farthing 

Example:

Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing?
farthing by KFM June 24, 2004

farthing candle 

Dimness is low mental acuity. Jason's ability to grasp the

gravity of his situation was more like the farthing candle
than the lazer beam.
farthing candle by Janey Houser September 12, 2009

Farthing Wood 

"The Animals Of Farthing Wood"
An animated BBC television series of the early to mid 90's which follows a band of animals as they make the long and dangerous journey from their doomed woodland home, Farthing Wood, to the safety of White Deer Park, a nature sanctuary where they run into more problems with the local residents.

Appealing to young and young-at-heart, this epic tale will drag the Watership Down fans out of the woodwork. A good watch
Recommended for anybody with taste in an animated series
Farthing Wood by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

Farthing Hunt 

What you do when you go out and about looking for farthings.
"Hello guys, today we're going on a farthing hunt :)"
Farthing Hunt by empha September 15, 2023

hucknall farthing 

A common term for a hucknall girl that everyone's had a piece of. Different to most other ' village bicycles' as the analogy is based on the penny farthing, a 'bike' that stands out from all other 'bikes'. In other words a hideous slag that whores herself out to anyone and everyone to appease her small minded insecurities.
"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah of course. Got myself a piece of that hucknall farthing"

"Best get yourself down that clinic tomorrow then son"

Penny-farthing

1/ Penny-farthing, is a type of bicycle with a large front wheel and a much smaller rear wheel that was popular in the 1800s.

2/ A promiscuous woman who was once known as the town bike in her glory days who hasn't let the passing of time stand in the way of her loose ways.

An older woman who was promiscuous is her youth and remains promiscuous in her old age.

An old town bike.
"See that woman over there in the denim skirt, with a packet of cigarettes in her sleeve..... Penny-farthing!!"

"I'm toey as a Roman sandal... gotta go find myself a Penny-farthing"
Penny-farthing by possumbrush78 February 7, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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