A nigga that sits with three weirdoes at a lunch table and they debate every day that is so goddam annoying
by Mhrheh December 1, 2021

The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.
"Hey... Is that Elijah riding his bike?"
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
by Elijah's secret gf November 20, 2023

Has a cool and neat new song called ‘Antidote’ coming out on December 3rd and you should really go presave it
by PeachPalette November 25, 2021

by St ks6eugsbd5cc January 4, 2021

You are a beautiful and perfect person. You look pretty. Your name is handsome like u. No one is as beautiful as you because youre like a greek god. Nobody wants to be in a relationship with u because they know that youre too good for them.
by Yuriyourhusband November 21, 2021

by Nelson TM February 9, 2025
