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Dressage Queen

1) Someone who tries to mow you down with thier horse in the warm up ring.

2) Someone who has more bling on thier tack than is absolutely necessary.
A: Man, her browband was glittering so much it spooked that horse and caused a pile-up!

B: Yeah. She's a total DQ. (Dressage Queen)
by Elessar266 November 16, 2006
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Dressing the Dog

To Dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.
Pete: Has anyone seen my white socks?

Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's
by oFF THE rIchter VIKTOR November 20, 2011
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salad dressing

A process involving the ejaculation of semen on, in, or near a waiting rectum.

--This is a procedure popular among the homosexual community.
by stillborndesires April 7, 2005
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Dress

Truly believe to make women and girls more feminine because of their restricted movements to prevent unwanted embarrassment.
Anna, you should sit properly and lady-like in your dress. You don't want your skirt going-up, do you?
by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011
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Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.
Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!
by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011
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dresden dolls

The Dresden Dolls is a punk cabret duo. One of their hit songs is Coin-Operated Boy. They invite their fans to dress-up for their concerts. Amanda and Brian dress-up themselves for the preformances.
Dresden Dolls most recent album was "Yes, Virginia..."
by TinaBean March 10, 2007
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Does not compute

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.
"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"
by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009
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