To Dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.
Pete: Has anyone seen my white socks?
Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's
Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's
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