Dumpster Douche

A trashy male who has no class, hygiene, or respect for women. He usually, if not always, has to be right about anything and everything, and 99.9% of the time is actually unbelievably incorrect.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.

that guy is a Dumpster Douche

by kaykay131313 October 20, 2010

Dictionary Douche

The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.

Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.

Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

Man 2: That is not funny at all.

Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.

by PEANUT3378 September 29, 2011

Fried Douchebag

When one takes a douchebag, deep fries it and shoves it up Fred Flintsone's vagina

That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag

by YadaYada September 11, 2012

son of a douche

A cross between son of a bitch and a douche for when one insult just won't do

youre a son of a douche

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

Basic White Douche

A basic white douche is a male who partakes of Nike basketball shorts, Nike shin high socks, and Nike bath slippers all at the same time. He is frequently completely brainless, very muscular, and a total jerk. Other identifying factors are: basic white douche tattoos and bro tanks. He is also always Caucasian.

John: Who is that muscular guy in the tank top with "inspiration," tattooed to his forearm in cursive?
Mike: I don't know, but he is certainly a basic white douche.

by StapleStaplesStapelton February 7, 2015

douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

by S. Beebe August 4, 2007

bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006