Crunch

Crunch

That kids a crunch

Jack is a crunch

by Quigleys January 7, 2023

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.

Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?

by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024

zoodabega crunch

a healthy breakfast cereal with zucchini and rutabaga.

Hey mom can you pour me a bowl of zoodabega crunch? I'm late for school!

by Fortune Wookie May 7, 2011

crunch bar

a vape

yo let me hit ur crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021

Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

crunch

To critically injure or cause extreme pain.

Darnel will crunch Jenny because he is not scared, bro.

by jarncki November 14, 2015