When you straddle someones face while looking at their feet, then you T bag them and deficate on their face.
Last night this chick thought we were going to 69 and instead I surprised her with a chocolate T bag.
by RyanSt June 11, 2006
Get the Chocolate T Bag mug.A totally fine white male that attracts women and men of all colors. Usually physically fit and extremely appealing without knowing it. Shy and reserved around strangers. If your lucky enough to get a peice of white chocolate he melts in your mouth and leaves a little left over on your chin.
As a conquest white chocolate keeps the fact that he has ben conquested to himself while slipping you the occasional shy smile when he sees you.
As a conquest white chocolate keeps the fact that he has ben conquested to himself while slipping you the occasional shy smile when he sees you.
Lisa, look at that tasty peice of white chocolate over there!
Damn girl, he's fine!
I'm gonna get me a bite of that!
Watch it girl, run at him to fast and you will scare him away.
Damn girl, he's fine!
I'm gonna get me a bite of that!
Watch it girl, run at him to fast and you will scare him away.
by Lori Anne August 29, 2010
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by apopheniac August 16, 2009
Get the Crocodile tears mug.Chocolate News is a satirical fake news show hosted and head written by David Alan Grier. Its a show with sketches on black culture and a focus on how Grier thinks typical African Americans view things. It is not even close to as terrible as the Mind of Mencia is but its quite boring and not even close to being as funny as Chappelle's Show.
bill: Do you wanna watch Mind of Mencia?
steve: Hell no!!!
bill: How bout Chocolate News?
Steve: No I'm not high enough right now. Lets watch Chappelle's Show instead.
Bill: Fuck yeah!!!
(turns Chappelle's Show on)
Tyrone Biggums: I smoke rocks.
steve: Hell no!!!
bill: How bout Chocolate News?
Steve: No I'm not high enough right now. Lets watch Chappelle's Show instead.
Bill: Fuck yeah!!!
(turns Chappelle's Show on)
Tyrone Biggums: I smoke rocks.
by sEtH307 January 2, 2009
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by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009
Get the Chocolate ride mug.Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.
Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
by Alex Schweet Andmax February 5, 2010
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