J Cobbler

Person 1: have you ever had J Cobbler?
Person 2: No.. but I hear it tastes like delicious peaches from my friend bam.
Person 1: damn... I want to have some of her cobbler now.

by Python3 October 28, 2019

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Jet Cobb

Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP

example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"

by jetcobbsgirlfriend April 1, 2020

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McKayla Cobbins

A baddie who is bi they’re sneaky but is all about fun

Person 1: if you are bi and sneaky what does that Make you

Person 2: a McKayla cobbins I think

by Chanandria October 17, 2021

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Kylee Cobb

Short, sweet, and funny. always shows her love. best nicknames. very pretty. very loveable

Kylee Cobb is so short!

by peen enlargement January 28, 2022

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shmeat clobber

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022

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