crafted

Adj. An object or person who is:

1. fake

2. try hard
3. not authentic

Dahreal: yo you see that girl over there
Chad: Yee the one with dem heels
Dahreal: her face is so crafted

by Rayflurry April 21, 2016

craftsexual

An individual who is so caught up in their craft(s) that they have no time and/or money to pursue relationships.

Dennis- Mike where have you been? I have not seen you in weeks. Mike- I'm sorry, I have been working on a lot of stuff recently. Dennis- You have become a craftsexual haven't you? Mike- ...

by War Hammer May 4, 2014

Crafty Balls

When someone is very crafty and they need to watch out or their jaw will be broke

Dylan Brolly has crafty balls whenever he's on the beer

by Ryan Griffin69 January 5, 2017

African Forest Crater

Slang for a women's hairy, smelly, loose, un-washed, constantly masturbated vagina.

Tom : Do you know that one girl down the street?
Jim : That one crack head girl?
Tom: Yeah, my homie, Todd, was about to give it to her untill he saw her african forest crater.
Jim: Eeeew, thats sick

by halla3 July 21, 2011

Nos Fumus Cratera

(v). from the Latin meaning "let us smoke a bowl."

Cheech: Sup, wanna Nos Fumus Cratera?
Chong: Huh?
Cheech: Smoke a bowl
Chong: Oh...no

by RoughMcGoughII February 9, 2013

If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

by Xnvy Ch3m May 4, 2021

Craft-Tastic

The fantastic feeling you get when you really want to craft, most commonly known by dorks that like to craft and post about it on social network sites.

My friend on facebook, told everyone she was having a Craft-tastic day because of the weather.

by Husband of a Craft-tastic girl October 23, 2010