Cooper

Doing a Cooper is to act sick or injured to get out of something you don't want to do. Helpful for dodging work, school, sporting events and visiting Grandma.

Is he dead?? Nah he's just pulling a Cooper.

by Bennentt Hasler May 29, 2011

Cooper

Cooper is one of the worst friends you can have, he will always turn his back on you and treat you like shit. He also rapes girls whenever he gets the chance to, never trust Cooper because he will always fuck you over.

"Did you hear about what Cooper did with the fire?"
"Yeah, he is dumb as fuck!"

by #Truth_Only March 30, 2019

david copperfield

While having sex with a woman from behind and she is bent bent over the back of the couch, you lift your legs off the floor and balance while inside her. Bonus points for a complete spin.

Last night we broke the back of the couch while attempting the David Copperfield

by MattieP May 13, 2006

Cooper

A badass guy who loves to snort cocaine. He is awesome and gets all da bitches. He is also a mexican drug dealer.

Cooper is so damn high.

by mexicanman696969 December 17, 2013

hangin with mr cooper

this is the question you ask when you've sneezed and you want to make sure there is no green on display

"ATCHOOOOO, shit am i hangin with mr cooper?"
"nah mate, the courts clear!!"

by jeremiah May 13, 2003

Cooper

An ugly person, inside and out. Usually not funny at all and has a shaved head. He is a snitch, and can suck my big balls dumbass cunt.

Guy: Have you talked to cooper yet?
Guy 2: Hell no he's a bitch.

by big pp squad October 5, 2019

Mr. Cooper

A paedophilic teacher usually a physics teacher but can teach other sciences. He can look under desks at skirts it will complain about them. He always finds a way to “accidentally” touch girls. His catchphrase is now this looks like a job for me

Justin Timberlake: omg did you see how (Mr. Cooper) touched those year eight girls he put his hand right on their thigh?!
Gertrude: Yeah he is so strange like that

by Paedos January 19, 2019