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crooked eye

When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.
My supposed friend gave my baby the crooked eye when she got into my car.
by Dolores Machado January 4, 2010
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sock cooker

shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity
by mike read August 13, 2003
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Cooke's Law

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
by AitkenRandy June 18, 2006
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pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019
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Cocked

Having had intercourse.
Girl, I got cocked so good last night.

I'm in the mood to get cocked.
by Bodhi2013 December 21, 2013
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A loaded gun with ammunition or a round in the chamber of the weapon that is cocked and hammer locked (if single action) or ready to be fired by simply pulling the trigger.
Often a carry handgun with a loaded magazine that has been cocked locked and ready to rock. It is ready to fire. If a single action pistol the hammer has been cocked back and locked in place. Only the trigger must be depressed to fire the weapon.
by Steve2312002 January 25, 2009
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corked out

Being intoxicated to the point where one's physical an mental states are impaired by an excess of some substance.
All those shots got me so corked out at his party last night!
by Jatonya May 8, 2008
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