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Jessa Complex

Not realizing that your explicit blog could have a negative impact on the rest of your (personal and professional) life. By extension, thinking your blog is immune from society's judgements.

Named for popular Washington DC blogger Jessa Jeffries who was fired for her blog, Jessaisms, a Jessa Complex describes the habit of young, hip bloggers to post their entire lives on the web with no regard for professional consequences. This often results in a blogger being fired for the contents of their blog, otherwise known as being dooced.
I think she is developing a Jessa Complex. Her blog is getting really personal. She'd better watch out or she might get "dooced".
by Pagan Marbury June 1, 2006
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Mission Complete

1) Random comment, said when a task has been finished successfully.
A vertical pumping action is also necessary when saying this comment, bending your elbow 90 degrees upwards.
by I_am_an_Andrew July 7, 2005
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neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.
It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.
by urbanboi July 7, 2009
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madonna-whore complex

Men classify all women into one of only two categories: either evil sexual temptress, or good and pure saint; a woman has to be one or the other.
Mortimer believed that only bad girls enjoyed sex, so he felt free to despise them.
by Jomo October 30, 2003
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electra complex

Electra complex is when a girl is in love with her father or a father-like figure.
She's only 14 but she likes her 20-year old friend. She must have an electra complex.
by Chelsea Wood September 28, 2007
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Complete Fucking Asshole

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.
Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.
by Caitlin13579 October 12, 2008
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Female Mod Complex

When the female moderator of an online football community attempts to control every aspect of the environment so that it closely conforms to their own personal vision.
After censoring my diatribe against imbalance on the Red Issue message board, it became clear that the female administrator was displaying the symptoms of an over-developed mod complex & lack of real life friendship & self worth.
Female Mod Complex
Me: "Moderating woman, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."

Moderating woman: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"
by Teflon55 May 19, 2009
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