Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

Ass coma

When a male suffers from not looking at ass for a long time

Dude 1- Hey bro I heard James’ in the hospital

Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP

by Pv isn’t normal June 7, 2018

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020

Ass Coma

When you have constipation and you can’t take a shit.

I can’t believe I am suffering with ass coma again I think I’m going to need some laxatives.

by itsarcher91 January 21, 2021

Comm guy

A guy/gal whom coasted through high school-void of ambition. When faced with difficult decisions the fork in the road always sprouts an escape route to the rear. For the true comm guy, a modest lifestyle is almost always preferred over a lavish one, which is mostly born out of circumstance and not-well calculated career choices. A comm guy does not always have to be In the communications industry he/she can be from all walks of life. However one shared personality trait exists, between all comm guys. And that is: "hyper sexuality." With the ability to become aroused while dropping a massive deuce, the hyper sexual comm guy finds it difficult to maintain lasting and meaningful relationships.

*not to be confused with cum guy.

Comm guy: comm on guy, I thought you brought the Beer!

by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 29, 2021

comme ci, comme ça

Educated, french way of saying: "meh".

A: "How are you doing?"

B: " comme ci, comme ça"

by plasticnono July 28, 2021

comama

Comama. When a guy is trying to walk his dog and it gets loose and approaches a Large tittied woman. Dog being the guys first priority starts to say "come here" but notices big titty woman and ends with "mama". Though the woman and dog only hear the jarbled "Comama". Also Comama: when your walking (possibly with dog) and you see a big titty lady/big titty lady walking her dog. She is a Comama. Or if your mom/any female family member/ female friend has your back/ is you co pilot/ is your wingwoman. She is a Comama as well.

Also a comama is a woman who helps another woman raise her child/pet.

"Hey rex com-mama.... Hello miss!"

"Hey susan thanks for being my comama to the club!" "Lucy thanks for being a comama to Jacob with me."

by McAlleyJay November 18, 2021