comagasm

An orgasm that is so big is sends you into a coma.

Oh my god, I had such a big comagasm that I slept for 11 hours :-S

by duncstar November 12, 2010

Comay

Based on the puppet doll who spreads gossip on known personalities on Puerto Rico's WAPA-TV show "SuperXclusivo", "Comay" is that person who knows everything that is going on with everybody, who knows the juice, who knows the latest gossip. It can also refer to someone who knows and reports all the gossip.

1. You always know what's going on around here... You're "La Comay".

2. You don't know what just happened? Ask "La Comay".

3. A: Let me tell you something. So and so did this. Have I mentioned who?
B: No, you haven't! Say it, Comay, say it!

by Hectol October 9, 2008

Comady

- The feeling of being so 'not-amused' that you might just slip into a coma.

- When comedy just ain't comical.

Donna: I watched this Billy Connolly stand-up DVD with my brother and I was so bored. I nearly slipped into a comady!
Martha: Really? I think Connolly is good for laughs, except sometimes I find what he says to be a little incomprehensible.

by Rina Lam January 8, 2012

Comancheros

Men who like to wear matching jumpers

Why are those men wearing matching jumpers? They are the Comancheros son.

by Grumpy Mia April 18, 2014

The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

The Comatorium

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

by Ka October 17, 2005

Comantled

Adjective - Describes the area within the mantles of two or more fires

Greg - Hey, the area between these two fires is comantled

Mike - That it is, Greg... That it is

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004