Cock Fiend

A person who wants the cock constantly. Can't be in the presence of one and not touch it.

DAMN! why am I such a cock fiend?

by SmartOne April 24, 2005

cock for dolly

A perfect fit, or especially appropriate.

Can you hand me that wrench? This one's too small... Ah, now THAT'S the cock for Dolly!

by bB March 22, 2005

cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019

Cotswold Cock

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.

They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.

by Cotswold Connoisseur August 24, 2023

Cock guy

An impulsive male or female, with a bad attitude.

Peter: Hey man my dogs a real cock guy

Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?

Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.

by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020

Cock Cheddar

When a man forgets to wash his cock, thus, allowing 'chedder' to grow under his 'skin flap'

"Matthew have you washed? You have cock cheddar"

by Melissa & Matthew January 13, 2009

Cock wig

1. - noun: A wig that one wears in the pubic region if you:

a) haven't grown pubes yet
b) shaved/burnt/waxed them off accidentally

It is considered a poor replacement for actual pubes.

2. noun - A complete dickface

Oh my god, your pubes got burnt off in that house fire? Dude, get yourself a cock wig, I heard they are made from real pubes these days.

I'm nineteen and I still don't have pubes, maybe I should buy a cock wig, I'll look well cool!!

Mono is a complete cock wig.

by berk13 May 27, 2009