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three claps

A game where if one individual claps three times in quick succession, as in only 1 or 2 seconds between claps, he may backhand another guy in the balls unless the recipient claps once before contact is made or three seconds pass. If the attacker follows through with the strike anyway, the recipient is allowed to hit/kick/punch the original attacker with as much force as humanly possible.
Lets go tigers, lets go.
*three claps*
*hit neighbor in the nuts*
*neighbor doubles over*
by MyNameIsInUseByAnotherUser October 23, 2007
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Chops

Technical ability for drums,usually used for marching drums.
In the 1700's British army used back sticking to impress each other with their chops and prowess.
by D. December 15, 2003
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clopen

When working, the act of, closing the store you work at and then opening the same store the next day.
Jessy: John do you want to go to the club after work.

John: cant man i got to clopen
by XxmusicmanxX May 24, 2009
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Chopsticked

ex1. Did you hear about shannon? Matt and Andy chopsticked her last night.

ex2. Steve walked in on them chopsticking her
by Capt. DP September 20, 2009
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Clopen

You are clopenning when close one shift and open the next.

Or it can be used anytime you want someone to shut up and open their mouth.
It's way too early to be here. I was just here last night. I hate clopenning.

Dentist-" I'm kind of too busy to hear about your dog. Clopen your mouth.
by sgTRCkm November 22, 2011
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clipster

one who does something very fast, eg a driver who drives very fast or a fast bowler.
You are a clipster in games but not in studies.
by uttam maharjan February 2, 2013
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Chops

The intentional, skillful, deceitful and often cruel act of juking-out, crossing-over, psyching-out, confusing, misleading, baiting or tricking someone who is vulnerable into a plot, trap, embarrassing-moment or minor-misfortune for ones own self-entertainment, amusement, fulfillment, humor, pleasure, revenge, or 1 up.
1. I went to push Charlie into the pool but I stopped before I made contact and he flinched so hard that he actually fell in himself.

2. Three customers have been waiting angrily for several minutes in line because my cash register light is still on but my shift is already over.

3. April 1st is National Chops Day!

4. As I texted my girlfriend that I'm leaving now, my professor said to the class "Actually, there's more!"

5. The QB Pump-Faked the defender so badly that he jumped for no reason/ The RB Juked the defender so quickly that he fell down and no one even touched him.

6. My mom got chopped into thinking I was at study hall when I really was at a friends house. She never asked so I just went along with it.

7. As I clinched my hand, I threw what seemed to be a tennis ball into the air as my dog sparky ran after it to retrieve nothingness.

8. As he took a sip of what I thought was water, we had no clue it was pure vodka.

9. I tried to purchase 300 dollars worth of clothes only for my debit card to say declined.

10. The Majority of Americans think that America is the land of the free.
by Longinus713 April 2, 2013
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