One who is so obsessed with the music genre "classic rock" that they proceed to declare all other music genres moot. The individual in question only allows classic rock to satisfy their musical needs and refuses to explore other genres.
Guy 1: Dude all your music sucks. You need to listen to some zeppelin or sabbath.
Guy 2: STFU. You are such a classic rock junkie.
Guy 2: STFU. You are such a classic rock junkie.
by nakedmandolinist June 20, 2009
Get the classic rock junkiemug. When hooking up with a girl who is intoxicated beyond the point of no return, you have the girl bend over and grab the toilet while she throws up, and during her regurgitation you have sex with her from behind as the girl holds the toilet for support.
David: Dude, did you have sex with that drunk girl at the party last night?
Ryan: Yeah dude, I had her doing the Classic Toilet Grab!
Ryan: Yeah dude, I had her doing the Classic Toilet Grab!
by superdooperpooper69 June 9, 2010
Get the Classic Toilet Grabmug. Boring, stuffy old music played on irritating instruments like the violin. Made obsolete by superior modern forms of music like Rock, and Hip-Hop.
by baseballaaron December 28, 2005
Get the Classical Musicmug. Specifically, when a person or persons do something standard, pre-destined, or downtright natural to their character resulting in often humourous or extreme concequences.
Cosmo: Man, Noemie just slapped that bouncer in the face!
Harky: Wha?!! ha ha Cardboard Classic man, she's getting bounced... I'll get her shoes.
or
Orlando: Oh S**t! what you gonna drop on that deck next Harky?
Harky: Man, watch this tune, it's a Cardboard Classic, everyone's gonna go off
Harky: Wha?!! ha ha Cardboard Classic man, she's getting bounced... I'll get her shoes.
or
Orlando: Oh S**t! what you gonna drop on that deck next Harky?
Harky: Man, watch this tune, it's a Cardboard Classic, everyone's gonna go off
by Harkyharky February 27, 2008
Get the Cardboard Classicmug. A really cute dude who just has his life together. He is calm and collected and is a stereotype for everything. If you meet a classic chad it’s not ok to lose him because he’s a real special fella.
by lukiepookie69 March 15, 2019
Get the classic chadmug. An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.
by ViagaraMan420 July 8, 2017
Get the Kansas City Classicmug. by _CheekClapper_69 April 29, 2019
Get the Good Ol' Classicmug.