commonology

the study of common sense.

commonology is the study of common sense.

by Stacy McLovin September 3, 2009

Comment Digger

A person similar to a "gold digger", but instead of $$, they will dig for (facebook, instagram, every social media site) comments by posting pictures (status, etc) and illiciting comments from people by stating opposite of the obvious.

Summer: *Posts picture of herself if a bikini* I'm so fat. My brother called me fat. I'm fat.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.

by Yvettechee July 23, 2012

Comment-bomb

Whenever someone comments something stupid on your potentially fantastic facebook status which prevents it from getting any likes whatsoever.

Me: I just figured out how to divide by zero, I've cured cancer, and I was able to FC Through the fire and flames on GH3 on expert mode!

Grandma: I love you, sweetie! How are things going in high school?

Me thinking to myself: ...Comment-bomb...

by Rodson69 September 25, 2012

Commander Vasjeer

Arguably one of the worst people in the history of mankind, he is an absolute failure at everything he does. People considered to be "Commander Vasjeer"s need to reconsider their life immediately.

A: What do you think of Donald Trump?
B: I dunno. I think he is a Commander Vasjeer.

by BBQof1942 November 5, 2017

ass comment

a comment on a bands myspace which just has a girl either-

1.tapping their ass

2.a picture of boobs

3.or other explicit images

soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.

stuart- dude have u seen hollywood undeads profile on myspace?

dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson

by its stuart February 14, 2008

Driving Commando

When you take a very necessary risk by driving without your licence (for whatever reason)

"Damn if that 5-0 books me i'm fucked...I'm driving commando"

by Calebus March 10, 2008

Fair comment

to have said something good, agreeable, honest, respectable.

j says 'i think its time to roll one'

g says 'fair comment'

by ticketmasterssidekick September 30, 2008