clothing

clothing is to cover up your dingle dongle

"Hey dude, are socks clothing?"
"No, because they don't cover up your dingle dongle"

by CouchOog December 11, 2023

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

Ironing clothes

Used to describe Gay incest usually referencing head

My cousin really wants to start ironing clothes

by Push my Cushion uwu August 8, 2023

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

NK clothing

The literal best clothing brand in existence. Highest quality you'll find and the designs are incredible.

-Hey did you hear that NK Clothing is dropping a new collection?
-Don't you mean NK merch?
-STFU U DONKEY

by Big Dawg yo November 21, 2021

we used to wear eachothers clothes

LILBABY IDIOT FREESTYLE

“We used to wear eachothers clothes”

by Sniipett November 14, 2021

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021