Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 4, 2024

A Callum

Falling purposefully off a boat

He tricked us when he did a Callum off the boat

by Wolverish June 1, 2021

callum

Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)

If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.

by Strip club fan October 25, 2022

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

Callum

This boy loves a neck. If he sees one, it’s almost a certain he’ll leave a mark.

Christ have you sent that girls hickey? Must have been a Callum

by Phystory December 18, 2021

callum

a faggot

callum likes men

by callumhaterxxxx March 16, 2024

Callum

Fat prick who munches loaded

Callum "Feed me more"

by Frog hunter May 9, 2020