Vagina Cake Hat 

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

Vagina Cake Hat by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010

fat cake 

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried

a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

fat cake by Fat kids crave the fattness January 21, 2012

Welsh cake 

To be the greatest friend in the world. Usually welsh, male and aesthetically pleasing.

'I love that Callum, welsh cake I do'

Welsh cake by bickyyyyy July 28, 2009

Man Cake 

When a man is fantastically good looking and delicious.

Kalie: "Mmmmmmm I want a slice of that man cake!
Kory: "I want the whole cake!"

Man Cake by Ka & Ko August 22, 2008

Sloppy, Green Wart-cake 

Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.

While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!

Sloppy, Green Wart-cake by Nocliche June 8, 2009

fart cake 

when you walk face first, mouth open into someone elses ass cloud. Even though you can taste it, it's definitely not desert.

I just had a taste of John's fart cake and to be honest, it was slightly better than a payday candy bar.

fart cake by jugghead23 May 2, 2003

ice the cake

to masturbate, quite literally to cum. HELL YES VANILLA.

"Hi you thing!"
"Whut?"
"I GOT SHARK FINS. Where's Daeshon at?"
"Oh, probably trying to ice the cake."
"Dammit."

ice the cake by mina & jaffa April 18, 2007