Brown Goliath 

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

Brown Goliath by Loopydave October 24, 2019

Brown Bread 

When someone has died.

Muggy Mike is Brown Bread

Brown Bread by BiggyBreaddy October 17, 2020

Brown Trumped 

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.

Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"

Brown Trumped by Shallow People Directory November 4, 2020

brown moment 

When you accidentally shit yourself in public.

I had a brown moment at the library after eating a giant spicy burrito.

brown moment by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

Bronya Zaychik 

THE LOML, MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW, A FAMOUS MIHOYO CHARACTER THATS MY WIFE, SEELE'S GIRLFRIEND

Woah, is that Bronya Zaychik? The one from Honkai Impact?

Bronya Zaychik by seelievollerei November 10, 2021

Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

Johnny Brown Pants by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

crowning brown 

Describes a strong urge to poop.

Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.

crowning brown by texadelphia March 18, 2011