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Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast
by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022
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Japanese Breakfast

An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.
by Pony Danza April 16, 2023
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Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.
No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.
by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023
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duck's breakfast

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast
by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013
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Bay State Breakers

Junior Hockey Program.
This Junior Program is a nitty gritty style of hockey. Getting in the dirty areas and scoring the garbage goals. Though not always the most skilled team, they are one of the hardest working teams. Built for toughness and physical play. The word flashy hasn't been spoken in the locker rooms since 98. The best way to put the Bay State Breakers is they are a bunch of scummy plumbers, who have a good time and play hard.
by Scout123456 May 2, 2014
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adam's breakfast

An Adam's Breakfast is the trump card in any Pick Up Artist's (PUA) repository. The morning after, the PUA quickly whips up the lady/ladies a gourmet breakfast while she/they are asleep and then promptly after breakfast, has sex with her/them.

Notes:
The breakfast should include Hollandaise Sauce.
Sex the night before may or may not have occurred.
Guy 1: "This poison chick stayed over last night man!"
Guy 2: "AND?!? Details man!!"
Guy 1: "Well she didn't put out until I gave her an Adam's Breakfast..."
Hooded Random: "And then he FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"
by mous_se February 9, 2015
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Cash Money Breakfast

A word from a Lil Wayne song: Fireman
When a women is so desperate for some cash she will even eat jizz early in the morning.
Sparkly moaned as Jason came in her mouth at 6 am. As he unloaded Jason screamed CASH MONEY BREAKFAST!
by Cowbull666777 August 23, 2016
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