brazilian hott mudd

to splatter liquid feces on your significant other while in the act of coitis.

"i gave her a nose full of my brazilian hott mudd"

"you nasty bean"

by BiG_OwL May 20, 2010

Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.

Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.

by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011

brazilian cheeze wagon

when a woman inserts a tampon, then the man craps into the vaginal opening. the man then proceds to slowly pull the string of the tampon, until it is out. bvc.

me and my girlfriend are going to my place to do some brazilian cheeze wagon.

by vannb25 May 22, 2011

brazillian butt breeze

when a man takes a large fan and begins to shit cum and piss in it therefore making a delightful mist upon your partners face

its hot as fuck in this bitch what do u say we whip out a brazillian butt breeze

by mexican ball slapper July 18, 2011

Brandillion

A rare breed of dandelion that has the face and genitals of a Brandon.

Bubbalubagus: Wow, what's that?
Vongoogenheim: Oh, that's a Brandillion.
Bubbalubagus: Why does it have an erection?

by R2TUPAC August 13, 2011

Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012