Blumpkin Pie

(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.

(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.

"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"

by B77 September 17, 2012

Double decker blumpkin

Takes two people, one takes a dump in the tank of a toilet while the other faces backward on the normal toilet seat dumping while giving the tank dumper head.

Yo, eff those tool bags, they wouldn't give us any beer so Crystal and I pulled a double decker blumpkin in their master bathroom and rolled out! Try flushin that bitches!

by Vern1234 March 9, 2010

Blumpkin Strudel

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.

"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin

by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009

blumpkineer

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

by agathasausage June 26, 2009

blumpkin split

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.

my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!

by really coolsdf October 7, 2009

Blumpadactyl

A sexual act that combines a pterodactyl (see definition) and a blumpkin (see definition) i.e. everyone is shitting. In order to perform this task you must have an unusual arrangement of toilets, 2 other friends, and a skankasaurous rex (see definition).

My two buddies and I got a blumpadactyl last night. That's it.

by a doucher May 21, 2011

Thunder Blumpkin

Is related to a blumpkin however the giver has pop rocks in their mouth to give extra excitement!

Ted was tired of a normal blumpkin so he thought to give Suzy some pop rocks to add more excitement and thus became the thunder blumpkin!

by Chase me if you can November 14, 2010