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Blender

A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.
Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"

MS: "wait, WHAT?"

Sayt: "never mind."
by MS-9600UDLS May 21, 2009
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Harlem Blender

v. The act of defecating in one's partner's oral cavity. The defecating party then proceeds to insert their Penis* into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.
I gave my girlfriend a Harlem Blender last night and now my dick stinks to all hell and I'm afraid to kiss her.

It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.
by Calick J. Jarian October 11, 2008
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bender

A turd that is so long that it starts to bend before it touches water.
Jesus that sure is a long shit.
Yep, it's a bender all right
by James Kreutzer September 29, 2005
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blender

"Man, were you there at the blender last night?!
"Naah, I was sick. How was it??"
"Dude, it was SICK. there were like 12 people there!"
"I can't believe i missed it!"
by _jeeeeeeny March 29, 2009
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Bendera

West Ukraine nationalist. They hate Russia and Moscow because they Maskaly. We call them Hohly and Bendera. They very dangerous and can kill you. Very often they related to some criminal groups and they are members of Urkaine mafia.
Bendera partisan be at war with Russia, France and USA.
by Max Baker October 1, 2004
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bender

A word used to describe a hockey player who can't skate worth shit and they're ankles bend to the inside; a player who thinks they're good.
"Dude, look at how that kid skates! BENDER!"
"Look, a t-blade bender!"
by Will.I.Am OV March 10, 2008
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bender

The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.
I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.
by DOERR! November 8, 2009
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