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Becker

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.
Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}

Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}

Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."

American viewer: "What a Becker."
by Rorschach348 September 4, 2009
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beckie

A beckie has a massive pair of tits, really juicy and every single male she meets wants to suck them. She has the perfect body but is best known for her two massive features. She's regarded as a slut. She's had them since a young age, and has aquired many boyfriends during this time because of them. She almost always uses them to get into places, and her friends arent complaining. When she has sex, she goes hard and her features bounce everywhere. She likes titty-fuck, and does everything with her tits.
Girl 1: OMG, that girl looks like such a beckie!
Girl 2: Dont you mean slut?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, babe. Totally.
by thebabelover6969 December 1, 2013
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Becker

Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.
Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"

Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."

Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."

Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."

Alternative-

Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."
by mfdl September 25, 2010
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Becking

Becking" (verb) To use violent metaphors or make thinly-veiled suggestions of violence against opponents, while maintaining plausible deniability against charges of incitement
The timeline also unintentionally chronicles the becking of America, in which right-wing media personalities and lawmaker employ violent metaphors or thinly-veiled suggestions of violence to demonize their opponents.

Our country is, in a word, well and truly Becked.
by indolering January 10, 2011
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beckman

a guy who says everyone else is on crack but in reality he's the one on crack...
beckman: OH jimmy your on crack

jimmy: shut up beckman you dont know what your talking about... your the crackhead
by willy martin October 24, 2008
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backonine

Standard reply used by our noc techs to let us know that the server is now responding
Mike A. said "Your server is now backonine"
by gixer March 2, 2004
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beckeyed

impacted, set back or otherwise impeded by the recurring foibles and blunders of a less than brilliant or competent co-worker
We were building out new stuff and half the components were non-functional. Checked with tech and they all just pointed at one another... beckeyed again.
by supremecommander August 21, 2011
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