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Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background
In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.
by Yiteziah July 24, 2021
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bandit beating simulator

The term "bandit beating simulator" is a term usually used for a game where all you do is slash at NPC's to level up, No actual gameplay.
This game really is just a bandit beating simulator.
by meakds3948345 August 22, 2021
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Lake Belton Middle School

A boring ass middle school with the most sexist and pedo principal you’ve ever met, and the most outrageous dress code code. All the girls are Hot Cheetos girls and the guys are emo wanna be gangbangers.
“Where do you go to school?”
“Lake Belton Middle School
“damn I feel bad for you
by yourlesbomom January 21, 2022
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Victor Baton

A diatribe, a rant, a boring monologue. It may seem intellectual, but all it boils down to is a soft, small penis and a shattered heart. They often mistake their own asshole for a bottle opener.
I was pulling a Victor Baton, but no one wanted to listen to the poetry that was falling out of my mouth like endless drool. I'm so lonely, perhaps I will hug a banana with my prostate for some comfort.
by littleBunny88 October 8, 2022
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celebratory dick beating

The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor
"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"
by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014
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Freshmen ass beatin

When your a freshmen and freshmen ass beater finds it necessary to hurt you in many ways
Todd just got a major freshmen ass beatin
by Milkius dudius October 18, 2018
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The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
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