22nd Base

The point where one fucks life into an inanimate object, and then makes it climax. AKA Frankenfuck

"Have you ever heard a statue moan?"
"Did you get to 22nd Base?"

by jalepino pooper November 10, 2008

second base

In non perverted terms, the base diagonal from home plate in baseball.

He just ran past second base, and is quickly headed for third.

by Mido-chan June 27, 2007

100000th base

When Mars has sex with earth and creates Saturn and the hubble telescope is used as a dildo for the sun

The universe was created by a 100000th base

by The Hybrid Asian February 10, 2014

24th Base

To oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it

"Heyi got to 24th base last night"
"Fuck Off You Freak"

by Keith Cheeseman April 3, 2009

sixth base

To immediately knock your sexual partner unconscious after sealing the deal on fifth base (anal)

"Yeah, I totally reached sixth base (six-based) her in the back of the head afterwards and got the hell out of there"

by Tim Gruich October 6, 2008

sixteenth base

STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl

STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex

STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina

STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"

ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise

Janet: I like aerobics.
Jim: I like sixteenth base.

by KennyIsBoredFTS May 28, 2010

Base Tan

The art of working up your resistance to the sun so as to avoid sunburn.

"looks like a didn't work the base tan long enough...i got burnt today"

by the jacob to my brady November 3, 2007