by Baby Gorl January 30, 2020

When a baby was just supposed to be cum left in a womans dirt hole, but just enough overflowed into the ham wallet to conceive a child. With most nutrients not ending up where the should have, the kid ends up lacking smarts and motivation.
by Chickenfucker98 June 23, 2020

The pugs of the human race. They're mom's used meth while pregnant with them resulting in them being underweight, having a baby face for their entire life, and having tons of health issues. Almost all of them are mentally disabled to varying degrees and it's unknown if they live very long.
by Kanghikes January 3, 2023

A verb referring to when you have had too much food at an all you can eat restaurant, and are so full that you look a few months pregnant, needing to take a huge crap therefore relieving of that crap "baby".
S: OMG guys, my stomach hurts so bad from all you can eat sushi.
N: So go and pass a baby, and then come back and have some more!
N: So go and pass a baby, and then come back and have some more!
by SOCRAZY78 October 3, 2009

A baby who holds all the secrets about triangles, often times used by NASA. Unfortunately no one cares about triangles because they are not round. He was therefore cast into the ocean for all of eternity.
I drove my car to NASA where all the astronauts were takin the SAT's then I ran into the room and shouted "bad news space men, god is real and math is for lunatics. I'm going to throw the trigonometry baby into the ocean"
by ButterTheMob July 29, 2019

A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
by K. Ca June 20, 2007

Sick children, between the ages of 5 and 15, who are home due to school closures, playing online video games (like Fortnite) and audibly coughing, sniffling, and sneezing. See also #sweaty fever child
tiny voice "Ashhpplzz! *snif* Anybody got a mic? Helloo? *koff* *koff* Anyone got a mic? Nobody? *snif*"
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."
by ToddUncommon March 24, 2020
