Blimpie

New Jersey trash talk for a person with a small brain

" more ya fuckin' shit ya fuckin' blimpie"

by Glupes December 12, 2020

blimpcident

A blimp related accident e.g. The Hindenburg accident

Woah did you see that blimp crash?! That was quite the blimpcident.

by PoseidonHandle December 26, 2020

blimple

When you blow on her nipples through her blouse, in public, so her nips are erect, in public

I blew on my moms nipples at the store, I gave her a blimple

by Zilkytheplan February 8, 2021

Blimpie

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal

Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?

You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it

by SpanglyCharly March 31, 2021

Blimping

(Or to blimp) The act of engaging in a feeder fetish in which the feedee is fed helium gas after each meal. Therefore, filling them out like a blimp. This term stems from the old germanic "blymp" meaning a "thickened bladder of sheep." Shepherds would often take these bladders with them to ward off wenches. Interestingly, the Hindenburg explosion led to the popularity of this practice... in the bedroom. Bitches loved that swoll mother fucker, am I right.

Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.

Jessica and I got into some kinky shit last night. Turns out she really likes being fed Domino's pizza. Turns out she REALLY likes to be fed helium out of Dollar Store balloons. She into that blimp blimp. She like blimping erryday.

by Pddlover100 May 10, 2021

Blimpist

One who flies a blimp or regularly flies in a blimp.

Hey Anita, Matt told me you changed jobs and now you're a blimpist. Nice move! Shame about the pay though, I hear junior-level blimpists make Jack.

by blimpman1969 December 15, 2021

Blimpkin

When attempting a Blumpkin but the receiver does not defecate and only a fart comes out

I didn't have to shit today... so all I could get from the old lady was a blimpkin

by Yellit1214Y February 10, 2022