Swamp biscuit

When going down on someone and you eat some of their flatulence. Must feel the air move across your lips for it to count.

Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed

"Yo los, I was eating this girl out and she gave me a swamp biscuit."
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"

by The Oh So Easy June 8, 2015

narb biscuit

A Narb Biscuit is someone who exhibits character qualities in his or her own personal and private life which are indicative of someone who is a complete and absolute noob. So “Nooby” in fact, that they have graduated from being just a noob to being a Narb Biscuit.

Johnny thinks that Fortnite is actually a good video game. What a fucking Narb Biscuit.

by Roman1991 June 20, 2018

crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

Hogger Biscuit

Someone who works hard at their game and wants the ball.

I see you working hard there you Hogger Biscuit

by 4 Hinklestein March 31, 2021

Wasting your biscuit

1) To not live up to your full potential.

2) To bestow large amounts of your biscuit upon those who are not deserving of the biscuit or do not appreciate the biscuit.

1) Did you really drop out of college? You're totally wasting your biscuit.

2) Dude, Greg just threw away the biscuit you gave him. He's totally wasting your biscuit.

by Jucebawks December 28, 2010

hot buttered biscuit

This defines a women being so attractive that she reminds a man of the satisfying taste of eating a "hot buttered biscuit". Usually, the man would want to "sop" that biscuit up and eat it !

Damn ! That girl reminds me of some hot buttered biscuits. I'd sop her ass up !

by johntailor2048 June 12, 2014

get that biscuit out

An expression that means to 'treat someone right' that can be used in a number of contexts:

1. Generous hospitality, such serving up good food, or sprucing up your home ahead of visiting guests.

2. Paying someone, especially if the payment is overdue.

3. Sexual favours.

Anglo-Australian phrase, popularised in Melbourne

Example 1

Friend 1: 'Got a girl coming round this weekend.'
Friend 2: 'The one with the cute face? Better get that biscuit out.'

Example 2

Friend 1: 'Mate, we going to this concert or what?'
Friend 2: 'Yeah but if you want to come, you better get that biscuit out.'

by Jamarley May 16, 2019