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the awkward moment when...

How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.
the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.
by Bottom Face October 22, 2011
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Awkward Breakfast

The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.
Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.

Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?

Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!

Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?

Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O
by Bczargirl April 23, 2009
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Awkward Aquarium

An awkward turtle moment so intensely huge and uncomfortable that it is like a tankful of awkward turtles.
Wow my old gym teacher tripping and falling straight into my boobs was a real awkward aquarium.
by Awkward_Diva September 28, 2009
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Facebook awkward

this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.
Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"
by Facebookington January 9, 2011
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Awkward Sunfish

Used during an awkward situation as the term awkward turtle is used in. Except, the gesture of an awkward turtle looks more so than an awkward sunfish (the fish with a fin on its head, as well as its belly) laying on its side.
"Hi, I'm John. Its great that you agreed to this date, wait a minute, didnt you used to date my twin brother?"
*Awkward Sunfish*
by Baily Rae January 29, 2010
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Awkward Moment Maker

Someone that defines the awkward moment; they create the unusual atmosphere. These people are usually very sexy, know one knows why, they are just very sexy. Preferably by the name of Jon.
Gary is a Awkward Moment Maker but all they ladies love him

Girls want Alex because he is so sexy, but he is also a Awkward Moment Maker
by verysexyman September 15, 2010
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awkward mustache

when someone puts there index finger over their upper lip and thumb under their chin. (sometimes wiggling the index finger)

it just looks awkward
Girls: *changing in locker room* (not naked)
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*

Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*
by awkwardhockeychick<3 January 26, 2011
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