When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.
John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today
Nate: Dude, bring it.
John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
Nate: Dude, bring it.
John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
by Lexdeacon June 8, 2011
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striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.
striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.
* Europe warned of Mumbai-style attack plot.
* Peanuts are yummy.
* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.
* Peanuts are yummy.
* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.
by marybethjones October 4, 2010
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Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008
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by Noongar1800 October 27, 2020
Get the Attack Helicopter mug.A helicopter that attacks certain people. It is also considered a gender. Pronouns of the gender include heli (for he or she), Attas (for his or hers), Ati (for him or her).
Social justice warrior: YoU aRe HoMoPhObIc ArEnT yOu!
Epic person: I'm not homophobic I identify as an attack helicopter.
Epic person: I'm not homophobic I identify as an attack helicopter.
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