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absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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Absolutely Killed it, This is Dead

When someone does absolutely ass on something (“Absolutely Killed it means you did well but adding “This is Dead” with it means that you did bad)
by ndotty_gzzzz March 9, 2025
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Absolutelygorgeous

Asian Angie from Wa.
That's absolutelygorgeous rite there that Angie girl. 'I'm lovin it'
by JasonDvor April 2, 2025
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Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal
When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious
by Keeley Wilson May 3, 2025
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Absolutenance

*watching someone sitting on a beach enjoying the scenery or watching someone screaming at no one in public*

"They're in complete absolutenance"
by TaurusAbsolutenance June 19, 2025
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Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity
Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.
by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019
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