We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...
Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
A person, typically a college student, who dates or seeks to establish a relationship with another person with the sole purpose of getting alcohol in return.
She’s an alcohol digger, she wants to go out to dinner with him because he bought $600 worth of alcohol.
by IvyProb November 13, 2017
A female that establishes and maintains relationships with the sole purpose to get drinks at someone’s expense
by lil’ bitch November 13, 2017
by Vadaldus January 19, 2022
A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
Alcohol that you acquire throughout your work day, preferably delivered to you, that will be ready to drink the second you are home from or done work.
Ah man I have so much work to do... I'll order some motivation alcohol and see if that helps me get stuff done.
by edgar is the one in the hole July 21, 2020