Thomas Fortin

The Best friend a girl/guy can have! A Really great bf he cares very deeply for the girl he's with!

Do you Know Thomas?
Thomas who?
Thomas Fortin He's my best friend and has been for a very long time!

Thomas Fortin by atlillian October 14, 2011

Danish Fortress 

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

Danish Fortress by valpo swede November 19, 2011

Nicole Fortier 

The sexiest girl to ever walk the planet, she may seem annyoing at first but she aint that bad once you get to know her. oh and dont ever let her talk to kids named nick. she also has a heavy joisy accent.

Nicole Fortier-Just picture a 5 year old trapped in a sexy teenager body

Nicole Fortier by thiskid1234562 December 9, 2012

The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

The fortune cookie by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015

Team Fortress 2 

Team Fortress 2 is an Online First-person Hat Simulator.

To play the game you only need 3 things:
humor
Time
And a lot of Money

Well...if ya wan't to waste money...play Team Fortress 2!

When you haven't any Hats in Team Fortress 2...you screwed

Team Fortress 2 by ILIKEEINHORNS January 3, 2017

Whorry Forties

This time in a woman's life exists between their dirty thirties and Cougardom. The Whorry Forties are a magical time of self exploration and pleasure.

Deborah just hit her Whorry Forties; she's a ripe sex goddess ready for action!

Whorry Forties by easygoinperson June 3, 2017

Beverley Fortunes 

A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.

"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"

Beverley Fortunes by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017