Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

John serechia

A local celebrity in the township of Edgerton who has severe fucking autism

Yo that was such a John serechia moment

by Cee$ March 31, 2024

John serechia

A local celebrity in the town ship of edgerton who has autism

That koo boy John serechia has serious autism foo

by Cee$ March 31, 2024

Johned

The action of tapping/smacking your partners tits.

Guy 1: “Dude I just johned this girl last night it was so fun!”
Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”

by anonymous April 1, 2024

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.

Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages either on purpose or just ignorance.

Brad got johned by john

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022