funeral whore

This is what you call a person who attends numerous funerals without any connection to the family or the deceased. Only shows up to pretend they care and drum up business and to be "seen".

Jane: Josh left early yesterday to attend that young girl's funeral.

Mildred: What did she die of?

Jane: He didn't know. He is such a funeral whore.

funeral whore by sweet cordelia brown April 1, 2012

Snapchat whore 

•When someone opens your snapchat and doesn't reply so you assume they are banging someone

•Someone who has different people in their best friends list everyday

"I snapchatted Jessie 4 times and she didn't reply to any of them"
"Wow, what a snapchat whore... She's probably banging some guy"
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"I'm not one of Faith's best friends on snapchat anymore... She actually has three different best friends"
"She did that to me yesterday, what a snapchat whore"

Snapchat whore by DiehlMoney December 26, 2014

cock whore 

Illegal poultry on street corners.

That darned cock whore should get back to KFC!

cock whore by julio January 18, 2003

Dirty Whore 

'Cause ladies is pimps too. It's 2009. Mary Tyler Moore has been replaced by Carrie Bradshaw, The Brady Bunch has become The Real World, and Diana Ross can be found on youtube grabbing a strategically placed pasty on Lil Kim. This is not the world our mothers grew up in. Women work as hard as men and play even harder. So ladies, before you get in the game, learn the rules and regulations of being a Dirty Whore.

www.DWHandbook.blogspot.com

Girl, you sure did dirty whore it up last night at the bar, was that brothers I saw you leave with?

Dirty Whore by DWNumber1 July 29, 2009

Fat Whore 

Oprah Winfry.
Also used as an alternate name for the Oprah Winfry show.

"My mom made me watch the Fat Whore show all day, it sucked."
"God Oprah is such a fat whore.WHITE POWER!!"

Fat Whore by Young Mac Dre May 20, 2008

crack whore 

1.)A girl or woman giving a list of sexual pleasures to get even a LITTLE crack-cocaine.
2.)A substitute,like fudgemonkey,for cuss words,such as,"Shit","Damn","Fuck",or a very bad and naughty name for someone.

Random Kid:"Crack Whore!I ejaculated all over my bed!"
Another Kid:"I killed my Mom's Bird!Crack Whore!"
Other Kid:"Crack Whore Kids!"
Me:"Hey!You!Crack Whore!I know you!Hi!"

crack whore by Gerard Way's Booty Call June 4, 2005

hug whore 

someone (usually a girl) who loves hugging. they will hug anyone, even someone they didnt know just for the attention. sometimes they will even pay for hugs

Tom: How much did she give you?
Vin: Like $5
Tom: Wow. Shes a hug whore

hug whore by VinDCayman July 25, 2009