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Double Red 

During Mario Kart, one stacks two red shells to throw successively at the racer ahead of them.
Mitch: "Hey Evan, that red shell isn't gonna do anything, I'm holding a banana."

Evan: "Doesn't matter, I have a double red."

double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

Double pants 

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.
Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants

double-first-cousin 

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of aunt (father's sister) at the same time.
3- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
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double-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of granduncle (grandparent's brother) and of grandaunt (other grandparent's sister) at the same time.
Double-first-cousin-once-removed.

double-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of other cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of grandaunt (grandparent's sister) and of granduncle (other grandparent's brother) at the same time.
5- Parent's double-cousin.
6- Double-cousin's child.
double-first-cousin-once-removed.